I saw a book today in a store about choosing between ridiculous hypotheticals. These are similar to the "Would You Rather" questions, only they're not specifically designed to be repulsive.
I have to say it was pretty entertaining... in a bizarre, 'Hey that's very random' sort of way. I could've bought it, but the truth is a book like that has certain limitations. It'd probably only be good for a read-through once. After that it would either take up space, or I'd have to try to sell or give it away.
While I do love random humor (and while giving it away probably would've been nice), in the spirit of commercial-material minimalism I figure I can have about as much fun coming up with my own. So without further ado:
First Ridiculous Hypothetical
Would you rather have to bathe with a hippopotamus every day (the hippopotamus isn't dangerous)
or
Share your bed that you now have with Dennis Rodman each night? (Rodman is not attracted to you)
The first part I actually remember from the book, which I would credit if I could find it, so if you know the book let me know.
Leave your responses or your own random hypothetical in the comments section.
1 comments:
Baths with a hippopotamus would be the best pick-me-up imaginable.
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