Convo Beat: You Know It!

I could not stop laughing for every moment of this...

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5:49:55 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it

5:54:46 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew

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5:54:58 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it

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5:55:17 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew

5:55:24 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it.

5:55:44 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew

5:56:43 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it..

5:56:46 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew

5:56:54 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:57:55 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:57:56 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:02 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:05 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:10 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:12 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:14 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:19 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:23 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:24 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:33 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:34 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:37 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:37 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:40 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:42 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:44 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:45 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:48 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:51 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:53 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:58:55 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:58:58 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:01 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:02 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:04 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:05 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:07 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:08 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:10 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:11 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:13 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:14 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:15 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:16 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:17 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:18 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:19 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:22 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you know it!

5:59:24 PM Damon O'Hanlon: ohhh

5:59:22 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:25 PM Jeffrey Becker: weew!

5:59:27 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you broke the pattern

5:59:32 PM Damon O'Hanlon: bad Jeff, no donut

5:59:32 PM Jeffrey Becker: i know

5:59:34 PM Jeffrey Becker: :-\

5:59:40 PM Jeffrey Becker: it'ws okay

5:59:45 PM Jeffrey Becker: i already had dinner

5:59:48 PM Jeffrey Becker: :-P

Convo Beat: Facebook Hussy

2:00:45 PM Rachel Smith: Facebook sure doesnt like you
2:02:08 PM Damon O'Hanlon: how come facebook doesn't like me?
2:02:35 PM Rachel Smith: It continuously kicks you "offline"
2:03:45 PM Damon O'Hanlon: psh I'm sure that's you
2:03:55 PM Damon O'Hanlon: facebook and I go way back
2:04:00 PM Damon O'Hanlon: he and I are tight
2:04:12 PM Damon O'Hanlon: facebook even dated my sister for awhile and I was totally cool with it so he totally owes me and stuff
2:05:27 PM Rachel Smith: Lol, yea? Well Facebook took me to a theater production of The Producers so I'm pretty sure he's not going to blow it with me by kicking me "offline' when he knows that'd be the best musical to see on stage
2:06:08 PM Damon O'Hanlon: woah facebook is on a role
2:06:15 PM Damon O'Hanlon: did he at least tell you about his history with my sister?
2:06:27 PM Damon O'Hanlon: cause you know, when you get with facebook it's like you're getting with everyone person facebook has ever been with
2:06:30 PM Damon O'Hanlon: ...which is a lot
2:06:33 PM Damon O'Hanlon: O_o
2:07:20 PM Rachel Smith: rofl......oh snap....high five goes to Damon for that comment there
2:07:23 PM Rachel Smith: =]
2:07:36 PM Damon O'Hanlon: cause you know... it's facebook
2:07:48 PM Rachel Smith: Uhh yea, I got the joke there mister
2:07:54 PM Damon O'Hanlon: for awhile facebook kept it classy, would only date other college students (not like creepy older MySpace)
2:08:03 PM Damon O'Hanlon: but then suddenly one day facebook became open to just anybody
2:08:34 PM Damon O'Hanlon: and then you had weird stuff like people were like, "Woah facebook... what's with you and my Mom?" or "Awww man, now my boss and facebook have a thing"
2:09:11 PM Rachel Smith: Lol.....dang, this really sounds like it needs to be in a sitcom

Convo Beat: Les Animaux

11:01:01 AM Robie Bowmani: so I created a facebook for my cat, before he went missing
11:01:20 AM Robie Bowmani: he has 4 friends I dont know
11:01:25 AM Damon O'Hanlon: hahaha
11:01:27 AM Damon O'Hanlon: wtf?
11:01:33 AM Robie Bowmani: other facebook animals who friended him
11:01:51 AM Robie Bowmani: of course I accepted for him as he is technologically inept
11:01:58 AM Robie Bowmani: and they're all french animals
11:02:13 AM Robie Bowmani: maybe b/c i made his last name "Animaux"
11:03:05 AM Damon O'Hanlon: haha

Convo Beat: Whatever—I'm sure it's normal

9:15:56 PM Rob Lawler: sup man
9:16:01 PM Damon O'Hanlon: nothin much
9:16:03 PM Damon O'Hanlon: you get my message?
9:16:12 PM Rob Lawler: uhm....
9:16:30 PM Rob Lawler: you're in town again, right?
9:16:45 PM Damon O'Hanlon: yep
9:17:14 PM Rob Lawler: my psychic abilities have yet to fail me!
9:17:33 PM Damon O'Hanlon: and yet you'd needn't have used them
9:17:49 PM Rob Lawler: honing my craft
9:17:54 PM Rob Lawler: or something like that
9:18:10 PM Damon O'Hanlon: legit
9:18:35 PM Rob Lawler: buying it?
9:19:20 PM Damon O'Hanlon: hell yes
9:19:23 PM Damon O'Hanlon: I love buying stuff
9:19:34 PM Rob Lawler: i've fooled another one!
9:19:36 PM Damon O'Hanlon: in fact if I don't buy something every once in awhile I begin to feel sick
9:19:46 PM Damon O'Hanlon: almost as if Daddy didn't hug me or Mommy didn't love me
9:19:48 PM Rob Lawler: all the pretend psychic abilities in the world and no common sense with which to use it
9:19:54 PM Damon O'Hanlon: and thus I feel compelled to purchase something
9:19:59 PM Damon O'Hanlon: but whatever—I'm sure it's totally normal

Convo Beat: Rachel Fish & Robie the Pimp Twofer

5:14:03 PM Rachel: im going to get some mochi. i hope you are well. i havent heard about you in a while. we always end up talking about something interesting, but random. lol. let me know how u are sometime
5:14:27 PM Damon: I'll let you know someday when there's something interesting to report
5:14:36 PM Damon: otherwise random stuff is more fun
5:14:42 PM Rachel: oh please. you lead an interesting life
5:14:54 PM Rachel: alright sir, ill see you around :]
5:15:04 PM Damon: l8ater
5:15:50 PM Rachel: you cant put an 8 in the word, unless you take out the "ate"
5:16:00 PM Damon: wh8at?
5:16:08 PM Rachel: lol your a neanderthal
5:16:18 PM Damon: I think you mean 'you're'

^ Heh—like shootin' fish in a barrel.

7:38:49 PM Robie: yo
7:38:53 PM Robie: ive been sleeping all day
7:42:22 PM Damon: cool enough
7:42:48 PM Robie: had some crazy dreams
7:48:38 PM Damon: ?
7:49:23 PM Robie: whenever I sleep during the day, I have the most detailed and far out dreams
7:53:34 PM Damon: a good alias for you would be Day-Tripper
7:53:53 PM Robie: or vampire
7:53:56 PM Damon: haha
7:54:16 PM Damon: how about "Vamptastic Pimp"
7:54:38 PM Robie: well, im no pimp
7:55:14 PM Damon: don't shatter my dreams, Robie

Convo Beat: Interwebs Pictures

Rachel: p.s. i dont have your number anymore. and if i feel the need to talk with you via phone, i wouldnt be able to get ahold of you
Me: my number?—it's on my facebook silly
Rachel: really? oh
Rachel: obviously i dont stalk you
Me: too bad...
Me: I have some saucy pictures on the interwebs
Rachel: ewwwww
Rachel: lol

(That's right, she loled. She's such a loler.)